"Stephen King is the most successful cross-eyed, buck-toothed man on the planet. Where most people in his physical condition would unload both barrels on themselves in a bathtub, the courageous King instead built an empire of macabre prose that have made him the best-selling American author in history. Inspired by his own triumph, the bearded scribe moved on to try his hand at filmmaking, a plan that would reacquaint him with the bitter flavor of failure and rejection. That being said, his directorial debut is a MAJOR RAGER. Emilio Estevez stars as one of the last few humans standing when a passing comet causes every machine on Earth to go on a kill-crazy goddamn rampage. Mack trucks, airplanes, and microwaves become instruments of wholesale manslaughter. One poor slob even gets iced by a Coca-Cola machine. Jeez, who writes this shit? Oh yeah. A disfigured billionaire. (Zack Carlson)"