If there's one meal that you absolutely have to have at Dain's, it's the Dainer with Tots. Hands down. Just make sure you save up all your healthy credits for a year, because this meal packs a gastro-punch. Dain's signature burger, the appropriately named "Dainer," is thick-cut and adorned with lettuce, tomato, 1000 Island dressing, bacon, sautéed onion, and cheddar. No need for condiments here! Don't be surprised if it's the best burger you've ever had. Once you've stuffed down the Dainer, move on to the Fire Tots. Posing as an appetizer, the Fire Tots are really the main show: a huge container brimming with hot tater tots and submerged in sweet chili, cheese, and jalapeños. These puppies will overwhelm your taste palate. Enjoy this ridiculously tasty meal and take comfort that you can always work off the damage you've done at the nearby running track on Duke's East Campus. If you're still hungry after that, order Oreos and milk, their only dessert. There's nothing special about these cookies—but how often can you order milk and cookies at a bar?!