"Celebrate the 50th anniversary of the moon landing at our One Giant Leap Party!
Get a Moon Landing Mini Flight featuring D9 Defying Gravity Kuiper Bellt Sour, Destihl Moonjumper Milk Stout and Moonpies. Then stick around for our Giant Leap Contest at 7:15 (Remember the standing broad jump in elementary school? Yeah, just like that.)
Yes, we know we're a day early, but we've got Karaoke the following night so...
Hope to see you there!"