"If you're a true romantic, you already know the story: Christian (Ewan McGregor) moves to Paris to pursue a Bohemian lifestyle and then, of course, falls into a doomed love affair with Satine (Nicole Kidman), the most beautiful girl at the MOULIN ROUGE.
But until you've seen the movie, and sung the songs, and learned that lesson in a movie theater with 200 other heart-swept people, you'll never really know what it's like to be in love. Your heart will swell! Your lungs will burst! Your brain will explode with rainbows!
Bring a date, or else make sure you choose your seat carefully, because you WILL end up falling in love with the person sitting next to you.
As always, we'll have props for some special interaction, including blinking rings for "Diamonds Are a Girl's Best Friend" and green glow sticks for the Green Fairy. And start warming up your leg muscles now, because we're kicking off this whole shebang with a Can-Can dance contest! Your gift is your song, so come give it all you've got at the MOULIN ROUGE."