"Who cares if it is 95 degrees out? Let's gather around a fire. If you are weird and like to do weird things on a bike, like carrying a log to an undisclosed place with a ragtag crew, come join us! If you do not bring a log, we will provide you with one. Once you receive this log, you must look after it with your life. It will be your buddy until you sacrifice it into the fire where its spirit will live on into eternity. BRING LIGHTS AND SNACKS!"