"J LO, ICE CUBE, AND ONE VERY ANGRY SNAKE.
There are only three things you need to know about this movie, and they are as follows:
1. Some people are battling a behemoth, flesh-eating snake while traveling through the Congo on a boat;
2. These people include Jennifer Lopez, Ice Cube, and Jon Voight as a Paraguayan snake poacher that comes off as a totally insane mix between Tommy Wiseau and Vito Corleone;
3. Read numbers 1 and 2 again and prepare to get PUMPED.
Steeped in the creature-feature tradition of movies like CREATURE FROM THE BLACK LAGOON, ANACONDA is an over-the-top monster party that drops somewhere between JAWS, FRIDAY THE 13TH, and riding Splash Mountain four times in a row at Disneyland. And with fun props like a bandana, mini anaconda, flashlight, and confetti popper, you can quote along with Ice Cube, creepy-wink with Jon Voight, and cheer on the world's most badass National Geographic documentarian to ever walk the earth, J. Lo, as she kicks some serious snake ass. Bring your main squeeze and get in on the action."