"WE DOUBLE-DOG-DARE YOU NOT TO MISS THIS ANNUAL CELEBRATION.
"You'll shoot your eye out!"
Even after decades of A CHRISTMAS STORY running non-stop on TV in the weeks leading up to Christmas but, whether it's your first or 101st, there's something magical about this film on every viewing. And nothing, we mean nothing, compares to seeing it up on the big screen surrounded by an audience of fellow fans who all understand just how incredibly dangerous it can be to stick your tongue on a metal pole in the winter.
At these rootin', tootin' interactive shows you don't even have to guzzle gallons of Ovaltine to get fun interactive props — they're included in your ticket. So are pre-movie games and surprises so fudge-ing fun you'll have to wash your mouth out with soap for days afterward.
So put on your bunny pj's, round up the fam, and come on down to your local Alamo Drafthouse for this special Movie Party screening of Ralphie's greatest year of Christmas ever. We double-dog-dare you not to miss it."